and though I must have been the one to perpetrate such madness on my desk, I don't understand how or why it happened. Like, why do I have more than one pen lying within my reach? Why do I need two Sharpies out of the pen can? Why is there an American Flag blanketing that Camaro? Also, are those my parking receipts I was looking for?
And yes, I did have to blur out MagicalNovel on the screen because it was TOTALLY LEGIBLE.